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Post  byrd45 on Sun Sep 27, 2009 6:36 am

A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't

sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help.

The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's

testicles, and he will stop snoring.

'Yeah right!' she says.

A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as

usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering

to herself, she goes to the closet and grabs a piece of red

ribbon and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles.

Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is


Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being

out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls

asleep and immediately begins snoring loudly.

The woman decides maybe the ribbon might work on him. So,

she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon

and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it

also works on him!

The woman sleeps soundly. The husband wakes from his drunken

stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he stands in front

of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees a blue

ribbon attached to his privates.

He is very confused, and as he walks back into the bedroom,

he sees the red ribbon attached to his dog's testicles. He

shakes his head and looks at the dog and whispers,

'I don't know where we were ... Or what we did ....

But, by God we took FIRST and SECOND place!

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